I would rather sit in an air-conditioned room than go swimming

During the Summer, there are two kinds of people.

These people have two very different ways of cooling off.

In the South, the Summer always brings an onslaught of high temperatures and humidity, and you have no choice but to come up with a way to fight the heat. People like me use air conditioners to help prevent the heat. Others, the enemies, use swimming as a method of escaping from the high temperatures. I am here to tell you today that I would way rather sit in an air-conditioned room than go swimming. Do you know what you don’t have to worry about when you are sitting in a room with an air conditioner? You don’t have to worry about getting a sunburn! I have never seen anybody leave their bedroom that is air-conditioned looking for aloe-vera because they spent too much time in there. Swimming is also a lot of work. Swimming is a form of exercise, which seems counter-productive when you are trying to cool off. On the other hand, air conditioners allow you to do whatever you want. In a room with the air conditioner, you can read, write, sleep, watch media, work on hobbies, and many other things. Air conditioners don’t limit you to one specific task. Air conditioners allow your imagination to run wild while in the protective climate that they provide. In fact, if you want to go swimming in an indoor pool, do you know what they have there? They have air conditioners as well! Don’t sell yourself short. Use an air conditioner this Summer.

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